TWO HOURS!!! You keep looking to see how much worse could it get. And it's still in there. Day 20. The recently deceased rise, feasting upon the living as a zombie outbreak spreads across the globe. this has no excuse being 2 hours long but im glad it exists! After being told by his ex-wife Lady Bird that if he doesn't get a better living situation, she will gain full custody of Theo, Frank does some research on "house sharks", printing out an article before coming home to find a real estate agent attempting to sell the house to a couple. When he finds a shark that can travel on land residing in his home, an ex-cop enlists the help of a grizzled former real estate agent, and an eccentric "house shark" expert to kill the beast.
Exploitation. A lot of ass jokes. It's Jaws in a house! Alright so this was pretty funny for like the first 30 minutes, but then they introduce this character named Abraham and he’s absolutely UNBEARABLE. A homage to Grindhouse/exploitation pictures of the 1970's. We kinda just love to wreck and pillage nature, don't we? Hey finally one I own on the Disk of Digital Video.
Violating my every orifice with its sick, twisted, perverted mind. It sets a weird tone but that is quickly corrected to let us know this… A man named Frank comes home to find his son Theo's babysitter Betsy being devoured from a shark inside the toilet. Shaped like a demented starfish, a monster 5-headed shark terrorizes the open ocean before invading the beaches of Puerto Rico, endangering the once peaceful island paradise. Characters come and go. we watch them so you don't have to. Truth is. I mean how many shark movies include:A scene with a Golden Shower A woman being insulted with the name SpongeBob Ugly Face The Line "Lets kill us a mother trucking house shark Shark Sex "just let him put in the tip" shark rape with semen A villain who use plutonium to become like Spiderman but created house shark insteadA shark house expert A shark house Darth Vader. Title: So this shit is almost 2 hours long. dont you hate it when your house gets infested with shark? It's got a penis, but tits too, like some sort of... shemale. Lucinda Regis, Director of Development at MALCO Oceanic Research, becomes the target of a dangerous killer after unraveling a sinister plot to inject sharks with human DNA. mostly bad, bad jokes and not much else but theres some ok blood n gore a huge prop shark that looks like its made out of insulation foam and some legit surreal & inventive stuff - an underwater sequence at the end is something ive genuinely never seen in a low budget movie. Plot Keywords © Letterboxd Limited. There's one cool horror effect and a physical gag that made me pity laugh... other than that nope. Trey Harrison Wes Reid Michael Merchant Jennie Russo Collin Dean Nathan Bonk Brett Janeski Melissa LaMartina Nathan Hine David Royal Wayne W. Johnson, 112 mins I can feel it. 5% amusing humor75% cringe15% regret5% shark.
Teenage friends out for beach week get unexpectedly detoured to a isolated motel where a deadly STD virus now runs rampant, turning those infected into the living dead. IMDb Mobile site. Absolutely! Jaws was released on this day waaaay back in 1975. The head of the real estate company Ronald Reagan then sends in a man named Darth Squanto to kill the shark, although Frank witnesses him being eaten by the shark as well. - main character. I'm sober." Made by fans in Auckland, New Zealand. Daily Horror Scavenger Hunt 4 - October 2018, There is a monster!
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But it’s never funny? View production, box office, & company info, Johnny Z Trailer: A Half-Zombie Kung Fu Master Battles the Undead, Johnny Z Brings Tension and Conflict with this First Teaser Trailer. We have our crew, grab a drink, and sing those sea shanties. maybe my life choices, too. But this movie is almost two hours long! When he finds a shark that can travel on land residing in his home, an ex-cop enlists the help of a grizzled former real estate agent, and an eccentric "house shark" expert to kill the beast. But for as gory as it is, the film plays it for laughs, showing the shark coming up the toilet and biting its victim in the ass before gore explodes everywhere as she is sucked down. Film data from TMDb.
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