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Like, if someone cuts me off in a dangerous way if I honk, they are like: “Ellen?” [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs and claps] Yeah, that and the dancing. I turned 60 in January and… [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. Yep, I like these, I’m gonna get these. [crowd laughs] But… So… I’ve had this pain and I went to go see a podiatrist and so he looks at my pods and he said that… He said: “You have a neuroma.” And I said: “You have a neuroma.” I said that to him.

I journaled and I wrote poetry.

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-Well, that comes with Parmesan cheese.

I don’t think that’s a good thing. Yep, the green beans. And, even though… I knew that was gonna be difficult. 373. They didn’t let her on, thank God, but I mean, not that she doesn’t need it. [crowd laughs] Gold toilets…, We do… We have a tendency to stereotype people. I mean… People weren’t talking about dandruff. Everybody’s fine with that. Like… “What is Aspirin?

I’m sure you have it archived. Instead she decides to poke fun at herself and the very thought she could relate to what they’re going through.

© 2020 Scraps from the Loft. Oh, and the hummus was good.” If I go in there and if I don’t have any money on me and they’re trying to hand me the towel I feel like: “No, thank you. Nope, not going well. Where do you get your protein? But yet, so you can see like her hair is soaking wet she’s got mud on her face and we’re… So we get down to the bottom and we take a picture with our group that we went with, and you can see the mud where… we had all fallen and sank into the mud. It’s amazing, we were poor ’cause we never had medicine. Before The Ellen DeGeneres Show was a household staple, DeGeneres was the star of a short-lived ABC sitcom called Ellen. “We didn’t have a six but we had a nine and a half.” And… [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that we’re gonna put on our body except for socks, I realize. So, I think, you know, if more gay people would endorse… and not in a commercial, like, but, although… Can you imagine: “Hi, I’m Ellen DeGeneres.

And for you? -It is?

Relatable isn't solely full of self-reflection, though those moments tend to pack the most punch.

I don’t know. [crowd cheers] Yep. You don’t buy a ladder when you’re a teenager. Ellen looked good but gave out vibes that she is trying so much, it was like a hidden struggle with jokes, and that isn't Ellen's usual ways at all. Now, in DeGeneres’ new Netflix special, she really drives home the adversity she faced due to intolerance of her sexuality, and the lack of faith many studios had in her when she pursued The Ellen DeGeneres Show years later. Nobody should be on anybody else’s path. That’s what was wrong because I packed to go on Safari and I looked good.

I’m gonna give you something for that. She even scores laughs lampooning the limits of her own niceness, joking about how there’s a rarely discussed downside to being one of the planet’s nicest celebrities. It’s very delicate! I had a dream that I was holding a baby finch, like a little precious bird and it was my pet and I put it back in its cage which was this beautiful multi-tiered bamboo cage and the bird became me, when it went into the cage and… all of a sudden it realized that it was up against the window all alone, and the window was open and the bars were wide enough for the bird to fly out. This beautiful young girl is gone and fleas are here. Haven’t Seen 'Borat 2' Yet? It took her years to get back on TV, and she was eager to return to screen.

What did we do before the ladder? Go back and watch the special but… Anyway, I finished writing it. There’s not a lot of option at most restaurants. And it had been the whole time. I’ve never been back there," she laughs, drawing attention to the fact she likely hasn’t flown coach since the Cold War ended. But the only memory, I have a couple of memories when we would go to a gas station when I was a little girl. I graduated high school I’m still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and… I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuum cleaners and I worked for a landscaping company I was a waiter, which by the way I think everyone should wait tables at least once in their life.

It’s… I said: “I have three dogs. 1,295, This story has been shared 1,031 times. I didn’t know it was her ’cause she was in a different car. It’s the same woman who gives money and gifts and life-changing moments to others, who is generous and kind and uses her platform to do good for the world. Oh yeah! I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and I’ll eat eggs from chickens that I know. And it’s not about the money. She's got more of it than any daytime talk-show host this side of Oprah. "My publicist, my agent, my manager. "Yeah, that was a mistake," she jokes, adding, "[Mikhail] Baryshnikov doesn't get asked to dance as much as I get asked to dance. The same people who loved me, overnight, they hated me, just because they knew I was gay. They stabbed at it… with their sword. [crowd cheers] [claps] I think a junk drawer, that also is an adult thing that happens when we’re adults. They were vaping and… And they were like: “It’s Ellen, oh my God, it’s Ellen.” And I’m like… [crowd laughs] and… then I realized I pulled up, and the gas pump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side of the car. It's easy for many of us, especially those too young to remember the backlash felt after her coming out, to think of DeGeneres as someone who's always been a universally beloved entertainer. A Cast Guide To Netflix's Film Version of the Tony Award-Winning Play, Meet the Gay Pioneers Who Made 'The Boys in the Band' Happen, Will There Be a 'Queen's Gambit' Season 2 on Netflix? That was a religion we were. Yeah, we never had a vaccination, never had– But they even kept, like, medicine– I didn’t know anything about medicine. You know, like, we’re gonna go home later that night lying in bed talking: “I still can’t get over that waiter.

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